Wednesday, April 16, 2008

We're 12, poop-faces!

"You are a filet of poop in fart sauce. You are a grumbly, gaseous concert of borborygmus followed by simultaneous eructation and firehose diarrhea."

- Sanchez


"Don't make me get all menstrual on you."

- Lovey

1 comment:

Brutalism said...

I feel that I cannot take credit for this for several reasons, the main one being that I did not write it. It was written by Pulitzer-prize winning writer (No, I'm not kidding, he's my hero) Gene Weingarten.

That, to me, is poetry.