Lemon Tree Oh So Pretty

I was recently horrified by what appeared at first glance to be a strand of kelp I found on the Internet. Please understand, seaweed doesn't spook me under normal circumstances, no sir.

You see, I think that what was really creeping me out was that this particular strand of seaweed was draped over a rolled up newspaper and being pulled out of a toilet.

Check it:

http://www.drnatura.com/colon_cleanse_pictures/colon_cleanse_lg100.jpg


That's right. That's like 30 years of poocus (poo / mucus) that had coated the inside of some poor slobs guts.

Here's a slightly more festive one jauntily perched on what appears to be a Ticonderoga No 2 pencil:


http://z.hubpages.com/u/115517_f260.jpg



While this last one is a bit more light-hearted, and has a snazzier presentation, I still don't like knowing that I and everybody I know may be harboring such a thing inside them. Apparently up to 5 or 10 pounds worth.

And yes Sanchez,, I was googling 'poop' when I found this.


Suddenly poop is far from funny.

Farts are still pretty funny though.