Alas, still a purveyor of dick jokes. The process for article submission to Cracked is using a list format, which is not necessarily an issue, but does require the proper amount of time allocated to 'creativity' in order to make my point in that format. To give you an idea of the way my brain works, take an image of a person with poop all over their face. Underneath the image is the caption "Immortal?".  Now , from that visual gem, formulate a well researched article in list format (i.e. Top 10 myths about Survivalism).

Poop is funny!